Saturday, January 7, 2012

Plans for World Domination - Day 4

Dear Diary,

My plans for World Domination are going well. With the application of 15 minutes a day, the world is slowly, seditiously coming under my thrall.

I think my decision to start small, and expand ever outwards was a stoke of genius. I now have total dominion of my bedside cabinet and the area in front of the wardrobe! Mwahahaha!

My consort has noticed a few small changes, but does not yet seems to realise that I also have total dominion over the bed too! At some point this weekend, I suspect I will need to steel myself, screw my courage into a tight ball, and claim the barbaric lands of UnderTheBed! Being World Dictator for Life is not all fun and games sadly.